I brought up my kids to think that everything is negotiable. I encouraged them to question everything. Then I wondered why they didn’t just do as they were told.
A promiscuous person is someone who is getting more sex than you are.
‘When someone says “have a good day” I now retaliate by saying “you too”, because punching them in the face and telling them to f&!^ off is frowned upon.’
Holly: Jean-Paul Sartre said ‘hell is being trapped forever in a room with your friends.
Dave: Holly, all his mates were French