Never trust a w…


Never trust a woman who wears mauve, whatever her age may be.


GWENDOLEN: Pray don’t ta…


GWENDOLEN: Pray don’t talk to me about the weather, Mr Worthing. Whenever people talk to me about the weather, I always feel quite certain that they mean something else. And that makes me so nervous.

This pretty much summarises how I feel about other people. I have a vague suspicion that they don’t mean what they say, but I have no idea what they actually do mean, and that makes me nervous.