Red Dwarf

Holly: Jean-Paul Sartre said ‘hell is being trapped forever in a room with your friends.

Dave: Holly, all his mates were French


Excerpts from the diary of a suicide – 3

March 17th, 2000

Managed to slit my wrists quite badly. Bled lots and almost passed out, everything went purple, then black, then dwindled into a tiny pinhole. Then slowly came back. I needed 11 black stitches. Apart from that, not a bad day.